imsoofuckingsad:

wanna come over and not exist together

(via princejuju)

mythwoven:

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

(via randomlybookish)

ierohero:

boobachu:

ierohero:

wet-dirt:

ierohero:

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

this is so unrelatable that i’m going to talk to my therapist about how much i don’t relate to this

ok. do you like need something or

They didn’t have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it’s okay I guess but it’s kinda awful.

It’s like it’s not mint chocolate but it’s also not toothpaste flavored, it’s some nothing else.

can anyone hear me. where am i

(via sunglasseshorse)

wetorturedsomefolks:

leokelly:

Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i’ll go home and change into my other shirt

(via yoomsthefool)

doyouknowwhatimeme:

kragehund-est:

kosmogrl:

malscare:

who’s packing me lunch

thunderpibb:

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

charlesoberonn:

lalalychee:

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

maple196donut:

hoverman0:

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

aphr0dyke:

this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

captainacorn95:

doyouknowwhatimeme:

Can somebody explain the joke?

Thank you (preemptive)

edit: STOP. THE. EXPLANATIONS. I AM GETTING TIRED OF IT

totopopopo:

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

(via semi-sweetheart)